xo She expected the world
She expected the world
"He spoke sternly. ‘He’ll be tightly gripping his briefcase as he waits for someone at the bottom of the stairs. Expect him to have an impatient face on. His name is William Jensen and when you find him, kill him.’
I nod and exit the room.
Then, it hits me.
I’m confused.
I’m William Jensen."
a 55 word story i wrote (via uncommo-n)

So good


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always-anddd-forever:

snotbutt:

popcourn:

throwglitterintheirface:

popcourn:

"It scares me to death to think that one day I might look back into my life and realize that I lived it painfully ordinary."

I scrolled for ten minutes after reading this and had to scroll all the way back, ‘cause damn. 

this made me happy ^

wow

What goes through my mind alllll the damn time.

landorus:

the older u get the funnier spongebob becomes

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pizzaforpresident:

fun prank: take your friend’s iPhone and move an app or two. do this once a day until they have a mental breakdown

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shuckl:

your dog is melting and you just stand taking pictures absolutely disgusting
victoriassecretangelsss:

Naomi Campbell, Tyra Banks, Beverly Peele.